I remember this too! Also, a young Joel McHale on Almost Live. No one believes me about that either.

Top - Fancy White blouse (short sleeve or sleeveless, preferably not a button down, chiffon or cotton only, no tube tops or spaghetti straps, no distracting embellishments, No stains)

Baby human centipede?

Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him

A bit chilly at night here in Sacto, but otherwise still warm enough to dine outside with maybe a gas heater overhead and a light jacket. *stretches out legs, pours another glass of wine*

BF told me about the Water Panther that lives in Lake Superior, and protects all the copper from being mined in the north islands of Michigan. So kind of like Smaug, but with copper.

WENDEEGO

Unno, maybe you guys could tone it down with the dick and pussy stuff. #stillnotblocked #hoorayforprivateindustry

Meanwhile, I keep waiting for the sweater bag to come into fashion. It's basically a knit Snuggie you can wear out in public. Also it doesn't exist yet.

In health class in sixth grade, our teacher required us to draw the male reproductive system at least 7-8 times so we would get it right. There were about 30 kids in my class alone, and he had four classes a day. We sometimes wouldn't get our graded drawings back. If you do the math that's 8 x 30 x 4 = 960 peen…

I have no interest in seeing this movie because I am certain my own sex life is far more interesting. I am pro-kink and probably going to avoid this altogether.

Yes, I am very lucky!

I used to get loose change and MAYBE a dollar if I was real lucky. But to speak to how awesome my poor, single mom was... one day I lost a tooth and found a bag of glitter under my pillow the next morning. I showed the bag to my mom and she said, "the tooth fairy left you something very special: fairy dust!" I was…

I aspire to be this kind of philanthropist in my old age...or even now. I think we all needed this today.

"Sunlight at the CIA?" she sniffed. "I'm sorry, that's one place I don't need sunlight. I don't think they need to give me a lot of transparency at the CIA. Look, thousands of Americans were killed after 9/11. The Bush administration did what the American public wanted, and that was do whatever it takes to keep us…

I think you're absolutely correct.

I learned how to cook from this woman. Her show is relaxing, affable, accessible... she rarely ever cooks something that is out of the ordinary home chef's reach. I absolutely lover her!

This really surprises me, the whole 'crimingwhilewhite' hashtag. White lady here, and I have had enough cops yell, lecture, and move menacingly toward me that it isn't hard for me to believe POC when they say they get harassed for no good reason. I have been harassed by the police for no good reason. Maybe I remind…

I actually did it this year. Did not spend a dime on retail on Friday.

Mmm, Polish Christmas!