And now Adam Jones has been ejected for complaining about some horrid strike calls (as in, pitch was shoulder high and called a strike horrid). Jones didn’t even say them to Holbrook’s face, but as he was walking away to the dugout.

This is the only correct answer...

:furiously searches for “Quasar Funk” in an Obama remarks transcript database:

Do they know that that’s not how any of this works?

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian…

They’ve always allowed Goodell but up until now it was the no orangutanS club.

I assumed the NFL was allowing Trump to announce picks when I read the line about an orangutan.

I love Mayock. He knows his shit and I’m a sucker for that familiar accent. I also enjoy Collinsworth.

Justification: She is smoking hot

Bandicoot is most definitely Steven Adams.

Stacey Patton.... from the move Eddie

Team media stays with the team...Play by play, color analysts, sideline reporters, radio guys, etc. All of the teams personal media will stay with the team.

Another one of my favorite quotes from the interview:

Counterpoint:

Definitely Won The Australian Open While Pregnant

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.