Grew up in Evanston. The story behind that BK is this: Evanston didn’t want fast food restaurants, so they passed a law dictating that restaurants could not bag food for customers to take out. Figured that would keep the restaurants sit-down-only and thereby control the riff-raff that are the inevitable consequence of…

Unfortunately, I missed the note telling us that this blog was coming and missed the chance to unload many, many important facts I have learned about this unfortunate institution over the years in journalism. But that’s what comment sections are for!

* The same university gave us Zach Braff and Charlton Heston.
* Maybe…

He was making acid wash jeans.

The distinction so many of the online reactions to the dismissals seem to be missing (and that I’m really glad this article makes note of) is that dismissals of this sort are completely normal for incoming administrations (former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush dismissed similar numbers of US Attorneys),…

Also, maybe better yet:

You’re preaching to the choir, my friend.

Mike Jones from the Washington Post reported this on Twitter: “Was told late in the season of jealousy up top and how they’d one day use McCloughan drinking as an excuse to can him. Exactly what happened”

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

It’s hard to make out, but I think it’s “Where’s Wall St ?”

“...” -Wendell Smallwood

My parents went to St Francis, I never thought I would see them on Deadspin.

But is that running from the cops speed?

Agreed. Much better than schools. We love menses.

That’s why every NBA player should have a gun in their locker. Gilbert Arenas was a real pioneer in animal safety.

Hades, literally flaming.

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I can totally see how this happens. I agree it’s disturbing, but it’s also totally believable. Particularly with young victims, the abuse can happen so quickly you literally don’t know what’s happened until much later. I was molested by a doctor when I was 14. I was a kid. The doctor was a predator with a well-honed…