52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

“For the foreseeable future, Epic Sax Gorilla will keep its feet on the ground”

The puritanical theists are the ones who are amazing to watch. The ones who are fine with our government and the GOP attacking children, ripping families apart, letting the poor and sick suffer, making excuses for rapists and pedophiles. THESE people have thrown in their lot with an amoral man who lusts after his own…

I was ranting about this to my boyfriend the other day. WHY are they choosing to die on a hill for this guy? We get it- they’re not going to choose a woman. I said there must be a lot of white guys that have not assaulted someone and my bf was like, “Well....” and I said, “Okay, fine! Not a lot, but can’t they find…

My dad keeps saying “you’re blowing this out of proportion” or “the media doesn’t cover the successes” because he can’t just bring himself to say “I just want my tax cut and fuck off to everyone else.” Which is a shitty thing to say but I’d be glad he’s being honest at least.

the fact the right and president idiot is willing to defend him to the death when there are other far right candidates available (Amy Barrett Cohen) indicates to me there is more than just a guarantee that he’ll overturn Roe. I believe this guy has a made a promise to Trump that he will be protected from the Russia…

“At bottom, it lacks absolutely any moral or ideological underpinning beyond the reactionary protection of moneyed white men—of their station, their wealth and power, and their egos.”

“Its supposed ideas and abstractions are just a framework for spasmodic lashing-out against anything that can be interpreted as a threat…

Ohio State Football: “Man, what a terrible day.”

To paraphrase Jerry Tarkanian:

Considering the amount of Spurs on the team, they’ll lose the next game after blowing a lead and then win the runner-up game and then come in third.

I actually do go up to every diner in any establishment I eat at to tell them if they’re being assholes and what they can do to be better.

have they tried scheduling rutgers?

Years ago, when online sportsbooks flourished in the wild and wooley days of the early 00s, a coworker talked me into giving it a whirl. Why not, it’s just some play money, I thought. I put down a couple moneyline bets, and then decided to start swinging for the fences... well, bunting for the fences.

In an effort to keep the winnings in-state, you can also get a 10% bonus on your winnings if you get them in Roy Rogers giftcards.

Israel, which tried to politicize the match by moving it to Jerusalem, is angry that the match is being politicized by others.

I look forward to the inevitable lawsuit accusing St. Lacrosse, Richfuck Prep, Whatever Country Day, Honkaloid Friends School and Prick Academy of colluding to not schedule/drop games.

They tried to find a “compromise” so they didn’t anger fans or players. And in the process they angered both. The best reaction to this situation (from a pure public relations standpoint) would have been to say, “We’re changing nothing. We’re just going to play the games. Fans and players can do what they want.”

Frontier Airlines: Now Serving Tim Horton’s Coffee!

Okafor traveling unnecessarily? YOU DONT SAY!

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.