I am both laughing at your description and salivating at that picture. Also goddamn Iberico ham is so good.

Not to mention that so many movies are released in 3D and IMAX 3D—and those tickets can be close to $20 a piece! And if you have a few kids who all wanna see the 3d version, a family night at the movies will run you close to $100. That's crazy!

EXACTLY! Parenting can be frustrating as hell, and I'm sure at one point, running on no sleep, a lot of people have felt just the tiniest passing urge to just shake their baby that WON'T stop crying. But 99.9% don't, because they don't let that fleeting thought get the best of them. But who the hell has any instinct…

That is BEYOND horrifying. And it's an instinct I can't even begin to understand. At least the shaken baby concept sort of makes sense, in a sick way. But this? What?

This is exceedingly weird. I can't really see how it's helpful from an acting perspective, either...even though you can theoretically dress a 6 year old up like Meryl Streep, they're not going to be competing for the same roles. Wouldn't it just make more sense to have them look like cute kids?