That show is so much fun. It’s allllllmost scratching the itch I’ve had since 30 Rock wrapped.

1.) CNN was reporting last night that nobody in the administration expected the political blowback that occurred 0.4 seconds after the country found out about Comey’s firing. HOW? Did they honestly think that we’d all go, “Oh. Yes. Trump is clearly firing him because he was mean to Hilz. Makes sense to me.” Nobody in…

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE? Not only did he think firing Comey would successfully cover his ass, he thought people would be fucking happy about it. Seriously if I have to read about how anyone can be President now—this does nothing except prove that only people with adequate capabilities and experience should be…

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

How are you doing?

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Good idea.

Obama agrees!

Honestly, who throws a shoe...?

I had the Dr. Evil therapy quote poster (Kinja gonna kinja and won’t let me attach) up in my dorm room for way longer than Austin powers was fashionable, but it’s just so weird and awesome I couldn’t help it.

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

Scheana’s marriage kind of makes me sad because they go way back and knew each other from grade school. It’s a shame they couldn’t part ways with a hug and hi five to go live their best lives. I dunno, it’s just a lot of history with someone who “knew you when” to have it end like this. Also, neither seem terrible and…