“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

THANK YOU. When Lisa said that Lala wasn’t a feminist because she has a “sugar daddy” I was literally yelling at my TV.

Start from the beginning, they’ll suck you in.

It was mortifying watching that and realizing that NONE OF THE CAST (including Lisa) knows what feminism actually is. (Ariana was actually pretty close.) It’s not anti-feminist to have a sugar daddy.

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

...but...but...Eric clearly tells Christine he *can’t* get down, due to his disfigurement:

YESSS nothing like her coked out Tommy Tune scene! BRING ON SINGLE LU 2.0!

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

I had Good Place gifs I tried to post in response. And Kinja won’t let me. For some reason I can’t post images or gifs anymore. But yay regardless! Love this show!

Holy mother forking SHIRT that scene gives me chills every time. Get that man an Emmy stat.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

“your thoughts and your prayers are insufficient.”

Fucking right.

Kimmel started the show (before this monologue) with a clip of Mr. Rogers talking about being kind to others. The whole thing was well crafted and movingly delivered. He’s turning into a great voice of conscience.

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

Maureen was so freakin beautiful in that movie, too. I coveted all the dresses she wore in the Parent Trap.

Imagine if they didn’t have twins. That baby would’ve been cut up Solomon style.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

No, that’s just Jasmine.