I am not even going to click on that video. I am sitting here like WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF and I have seen the show before and still. WTF WTF WTF WTF.

Nah, Oksana Baiul is gonna show up and do an epic cry-dance at the last minute to steal Nancy’s thunder.

I wonder if Tonya Harding is going to hire Jeff Gillooly to take a pipe to Nancy Kerrigan’s knee.

Both Tom and Katie agreeing to “bottle” everything away until after the marriage is just one of the many vermilion flags flying high. Really how long do we think this is going to last? I’m also going to go on record saying that Katie will have an affair within two years and yep, you guessed it, she’ll blame it on “Las…

This never happened before... the idea that there would be a split-second response I find a little nuts. Basically, when the name was read out, one of the accountants had to realize that the wrong name was read (and I would presume a couple seconds to double check before saying anything), and he or she has to inform…

But seriously, put yourself in his position... never before had the wrong name been read off, and you were the presenter. Credit to the La La Land producer who was not only gracious, but also held up the card for the camera to see who the real winner was, to show the home audience the real winner. But you also had…

It had to be done at that exact moment, absolutely. The crowd in the hall still didn’t know if it was some bizarre Kimmel-inspired bit, and they didn’t know why so many people from multiple movies were up on that stage at the same time. Viewers on TV knew even less about what was happening. Without an explanation…

what he didn’t do was tell Dunaway why he had stared so long at the envelope. He merely passed it to her, and she quickly announced the wrong winner.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Yeah, I thought the Lala Land producers handled it with exceptional grace. They took it on themselves to announce that they hadn’t won, quickly got out the message that Moonlight had won, and tried to reassure the Moonlight team that this was all real and they should get up on stage. Like that’s a lot of crazy in…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Actually, Warren DIDN’T say “La La Land”—he didn’t know WHAT to do, so he showed it to Faye Dunaway...and Faye was the one who said “La La Land”, thinking that Warren was being stupid...and not noticing that it was actually the envelope for Emma Stone’s “Best Actress” award.

The level of unthinking schadenfreude in this post and in the comments is frankly making me uncomfortable.

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

“Dude, at the end of the day, you don’t want to spend the rest of your life like this,”

This guy is such a cunt.

Oh sweet Jesus. This show was bonkers last night.