The premise of the show has nothing to do with ‘gold digging’. It’s not ‘marry a millionaire’.

This is so deliciously good.

I’d have to agree. Both of them are terrible, awful people.

It’s always a fine balance between the winner coming back and the loser choking.

Wanna fucking bet?

dear lord, you sure hate tribeca.

Can someone explain to me how PK makes money??

Rinna is going to pay for this at the reunion. And she’ll do the “once again, my big mouth got me in trouble *tee hee*.”

“So your sister is an alcoholic? Was your dead mother an alcoholic too?”

YOU GUYS, I MET LISA AT PUMP THIS WEEKEND.

Dorit and PK are just absolutely fucking obnoxious. Even LVP, who I think is extremeley manipulative, told Dorit she knew *just* what she was implying when she said Rinna carries a bag of pills with her and then sort of let the truth come out that 90% of them are vitamins. If Rinna had a problem with meds, she’d…

What’chu got against musicals?

I’m sure we will hear a similar tear-jerker when the next FLOTUS gives her farewell speech...

While I agree with everything you said about Dorit.. I must correct that her daughter’s corrective “helmet”, is in fact called a DOC headband. My daughter had to wear one for 5 months. I was not embarrassed by it. She looked adorable but it was very difficult for her and us. The bi-weekly appointments. The red…

Dorit is *clearly* intimidated by Erika and concerned that her toad husband favors her, which suggests that he really is even more of a leering misogynist prick than we’ve yet seen. Dorit and PK are both gross, and their dinner party was so awkwardly pretentious that I felt repulsed and wondered if I should continue…

Ugh. My little boy has plagiocephaly. And the best neurosurgeons and neurologists advised us AGAINST getting a helmet fitted for him because a) all the evidence now points to the fact that kids who don’t use them improve NATURALLY just as much as kids who do use them over time b) they are uncomfortable and unnecessary…

I can’t GIVE this enough stars. Fuck Dorit. And fuck PK. Jesus: use your name, you Vogon-looking disgusting creep-in-a-white suit.

There was so much Dorit bullshit last night so it’s excusable but you failed to mention that within that conversation about how a record gets made Dorit treated Erika as if she is some sort of dilettante, calling her music career a hobby. This woman with seemingly no accomplishments, no job and 5 nannies completely…

That’s the answer to a question no one should ever have to contemplate.

Did anyone else notice how readily Dorit agreed with PK at dinner? Almost before she had any time to digest what he said. It makes me believe that she automatically supports anything that comes out of his mouth because he pays her to. I mean, I can’t imagine anyone happily climbing on top of that toad if money wasn’t…