That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

Dorit is so disgusting. She deserves her nasty sweaty husband. What awful people. As if a woman not wearing underwear is such a shocking thing. Also go Eileen! I always have a soft spot for her. She seems like a sweet, supportive friend.

In the immortal words of Real World Heather, they can’t use what you don’t give them. Katie has said some truly vile things this season.

Why would they be proud that it takes 3 of them to add up to one brain?

That text to Scheana is not a bad edit. Saying her fiance’s dick doesn’t work is not a bad edit. That’s real shit that she said.

A little O/T but I think I’ve found a way to survive the next four years, by combining our two favorite topics: kittens and politics. Because I can’t look at that bloated, orange fascist for one moment longer.

Did he try saying “Who’s there?” I feel like we might be missing out on some potential Alien Dad Humor.

Big red flag that she had not one girlfriend to sit her down and say NO. NO.

I’m sure Sear’s would be happy to take them back and use them for promotional purposes.

I’ve known people who got married only because they didn’t have the nerve to break it off beforehand, turn around a couple of years in (usually when they meet a more suitable person) and dump their spouse.

I had a good long laugh at that line.

Isn’t it GREAT that we now have to have a “stop, drop and roll” for active shooter situations at schools? JUST GREAT. (heavy, sobbing sarcasm)

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

Have you seen the vanderpump promos they are running on bravo? Jax has a big herpes wart on his lower lip. They are so dirty on that show. I can hardly wait for it to start.

6 more days until VPR! I am so excited I should probably seek counseling.

Erika is easily my favorite housewife of all time.

or all three?