I need the LVP eyeroll emoji so badly.

Your post should read “Emmy award winning Vanderpump Rules” because the show is that amazing.

Would you say she’s... blunt?

We know he didn’t do it.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Do you work for Star? You do now!

Exactly. Why would this be an issue? It’s like noting that at the time of robbery, the victim was very wealthy.

This is so incredibly sad. I can’t even imagine how that girl must have felt, or what her mother must be feeling now.

That was fantastic.

It was over 80. She was a short person in a crowd of people, making it hotter. Humidity was high. She was wearing a shirt, long sleeve coat, and a kevlar vest. She got overheated. We know this is it because SHE WALKED OUTSIDE UNDER HER OWN POWER ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Very modern comment.

I live a mile away from what has to be the most incredible Cinemark theatre in the country. I told both my kids to never give that company money again. Is the company responsible for what happened? Hell no. Are they responsible for how they reacted to lawsuits from shell shocked and grieving families? You bet. It’s…

I need a drink

Thanks for the heads up, Ellie. I’ve been looking for something not to watch.

The creatively titled Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After, featuring former Bachelor Ben Higgins and his bride-to-be Lauren Bushnell, premieres on ABC subsidiary Freeform on October 11. It looks so...interesting!

“I would’ve worn a different dress” = the most relatable housewife moment EVER.

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