Wait a second. There were kittens out there, trained to dodge exploding squibs, and up for adoption....and no one told me?

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

AGREED.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND

just stopping by to say RIP i thee dread

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

INTERVIEW THEM ALL. I wish I knew you in real life, Ellie, because there is a true dearth of people in my life who want to sit and talk in depth about VPR. Ideally at the bar in SUR.

what did I just watch

FLUSH it? Are you insane? Never flush that shit, unless you hate the homeowner.

Tyson: Congrats, University of Cincinnati!

I hate it, but I think Katie is insecure because she gained weight. I have been rewatching earlier seasons (more awesome than I remembered and not shameful at all!) and she skinny-dipped on the reg when she was in the Stassi Posse. It’s awfully hypocritical of her to be mad at LaLa for doing it now. I think that she…

as someone who’s been autistic all her life (including in the womb, before i received any vaccines): fuck you very much and your autistic child deserves a more accepting parent than you.

another autistic woman chiming in:

PREACH.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

Good luck to you. Don’t know if you are going at it alone, but if so allow me to add a couple things, because the test hasn’t hit his body yet. So around 12 he is going to become really , really obstinate. Potentially to the point where you wonder where your child went. That is his first feeling of the testosterone…

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.