I wonder how JCarver feels that the guy with a 3-orbit penalty was wearing Run It Up gear, especially given he’s always like, “DON’T BE A RUDE BOY.”

Side note - As much as I love it, I’d never wear my RIU hoodie to a major tournament. I feel like I might as well be wearing a sign that says “RECREATIONAL PLAYER OVER…

It had to do with the government shutdown of the online poker sites. It made the game lose credibility and made it inaccessible to those not within a stone’s throw of a casino.

I respectfully disagree that it’s disappeared into oblivion, but then again, I’m obsessed with it and study/watch literally every opportunity…

In fairness, a real poker table (with class) isn’t going to be a hexagon. It’s going to be an oval with 9 seats. ;-)

I still can’t decide between Kelly or Dorit. They both make me *actually* yell at my TV.

Who doesn’t?

Buncha savages in this town.

Only after I assemble and put on my flower crown. I mean, I’m not a monster.

I know every time I read a book, I also point my toe.

Pretty sure that’d be ruled unenforceable.

I’ve started referring to him as Covfefe in Chief.

Agreed. But take a look at this - http://decider.com/2017/06/13/bachelor-in-paradise-crew-member-details-alleged-sexual-assault-she-seemed-to-go-limp/

That was Ashley Hebert’s season.

I’m not sure if this has been pointed out yet, but I was talking to someone last night about this, and they pointed out something I haven’t even considered.

This entire situation, while already complicated, gets even more complex when you consider this happened on Mexican soil. They’re not subject to things like Good…

SEE BANDSTAND.

Trust me, said the random anonymous internet commenter.

If it were ANYONE else, I’d be like “shut your wine hole.”

With her, because I’ve known her for almost 20 years, I 100% believe it. Her husband was (understandably) a bit traumatized by it, tho. <3

And congrats on your tiny human, by the way!!

A friend of mine just last year realized too late that she was in labor and ended up having the baby *by herself* in her bathtub.

I was like... I do not have the mental strength to begin to imagine what that would have been like.

She was like, “yeah, I felt crampy and suddenly there was a baby. So I was like, oh, cool.”

…

One of my favorite tweets about this was “Nevertheless, Bette persisted.”

Last season. He was passed out by the pool with all the crabs by his head, and when he woke up he was like “why do I smell like shit?” and there were ITMs about other castmates getting him up, cleaning him off, and recounting how he shat himself.

I do have a life beyond this and Bravo, though, I promise.

...I’m lying.

Not to mention:

He. Shat. Himself.

And Jillian and Mesnick in the hot tub.