He and Clare did not have sex in the ocean.

Billy Porter is like, “YOU RANG?”

WE PAUSED THE DVR, STOOD UP AND APPLAUDED FOR TWO SOLID MINUTES AFTER SHE SAID THAT.

She’s back tonight!!

I CAN’T DECIDE. YOU ALL MAKE SUCH STRONG ARGUMENTS.

They’re just both so unbelievably horrible that every time I think of them I need take a shower and pet a puppy.

Heather made an announcement that she was choosing not to return to the show, sadly.

I said this on a previous post of yours, Kara, but I’ll say it again.

I found myself playing “who’s worse” between Dorit and Kelly all last season of RHOBH because my brain can’t have nice things.

My favorite part is “identity them.”

...man, that autocorrect. It’s almost like it makes you seem stupid, dood.

I had legitimate nightmares about that exact scenario. Thank you for making me feel slightly less paranoid and crazy and that I’m not the only one who was worried sick about it. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

No one *still* does.

I would watch Vanderpump Rules if it aired literally every week. And I’d watch the rebroadcasts, too. It legit makes me sad when it ends and I have to wait for it to come back on again.

Yeah, because that’s when New Yorkers “do the Hamptons.” When the show aired last year, it was lead-in from Vanderpump Rules - which, by the way, should NEVER BE CANCELED THAT SHOW GIVES ME LYFE.

It films during the summer and airs in fall/winter, tho.

I agree with the masses on this - cancel this unwatchable mess.

The report Jason Sobel tweeted said that he blew 000.

Two words: Paul Mercurio.

Two more words: Sweet dreams.

See also: Strictly Ballroom, which I just decided I must watch again over the weekend.

HOLD UP. Hairspray had me crying buckets of happy tears.