Thank you for reminding me why I never want to become really famous.

Is her dress the same one Gwen was wearing on The Voice finale last night?

So, I really don’t know, because I’m not a lawyer. But using some basic reasoning, let’s play. No cookie for me.

So let’s assume that TSwift has a non-compete in the contract.

TANGENT: Are they actual TSwift employees with like, benefits ‘n stuff? Because THEN I could see it being reasonable to have a non-compete. …

I understand this has nothing to do with your post, but I MUST SAY SOMETHING HERE.

“It’s times like these that I imagine having to explain ourselves to aliens upon world invasion.”

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ABOUT THIS.

Something as simple as traffic. Or sports like hockey (“so,…

Fair. Like I said, I’m TOTALLY not thinking about it.

Nope. Not thinking about it.

To be fair, if you’re a dancer your career has an extremely limited life span, so it’s in your best interest to get all the work you can possibly get before your body goes, “oh FFS enough of this.” And to have such a high profile position, I don’t blame them one bit. The only thing I’m wondering is if T-Swift had…

I’m starting to really love Comey. Whether or not you agree with what he did during the election, you have to have SO MUCH RESPECT for what he’s doing right now.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES.

So what?

I’ve heard she’s absolutely brilliant and hilarious, and is very well-liked by other people within the Bachelor family.

Sadly, I think Nick and Vanessa. From everything I’ve heard, Jojo and Jordan are still doing well.

But if it’s Shawn and Kaitlyn or Ashley and JP, I will legit take a personal day from work because I will need some serious self-care.

DANIEL AND ALEXIS (The shark/“dolphin”) MUST MEET ON PARADISE.

But! But! You had Tulmeadow!

Hall or Conard?

I laughed WAY to hard at the truthiness of this comment.

Like, WAY too hard.

It is absolutely painful. PAINFUL.

But hysterical and REALLY well-crafted. Stick with it through the hiding-behind-your-couch parts. :-D

Edited to add: TV Land. I think it’s on Hulu, too, but the network is TV Land.

My heart melted during this last episode with that moment of Hugh with Larry’s kids. NOT A SPOILER DON’T WORRY I WOULDN’T DO THAT TO YOU.

Have you been watching “Nobodies?” It’s horriblariously (horribly + hilariously) awkward and SO well put together!

He and Adam are truly phenomenal coaches. I respect the hell out of ‘em.

Alison Porter was great, but she never really improved because Christina is a terrible coach. For a direct comparison: Jordan Smith was also the clear favorite to win from blind auditions alone, but if you look at how he started to where he…