I bet Kate McKinnon could do it...

I’m honestly just glad his plane landed safely. Watched Maddow and saw the plane take off, had full-blown anxiety and prayed out loud for his safe travels right there in my living room. Love him or hate him, agree or disagree with how this entire thing was handled, I was actually worried that someone was going to do…

“I shall do my best.”

YES!!!!!

“I still don’t know where my cat is.”

OH THE FIRST WIVES CLUB. BE STILL MY HEART.

Even my husband was like, “okay, yeah, I can see why you love that movie. And no offense taken, by the way.”

That K-turn gets me every. Single. Time.

There’s something really weird about his teeth/gums, too. Like, his gums look dark and I find it SO distracting.

Imma go fill out an application now. BRB.

I do not accept this post. *stomps foot, crosses arms.*

*pouts more*

...*pouts more*

And too much like actual talons.

LINKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

This. :(

The fact that they decided to air it makes me wonder if it comes up again in other episodes.

...unless it’s Passover for you.

Right. Collect more than $200 in alimony.

TAN AND LAVENDER.

“Winning was easy, young man. Governing is harder.”

Agreed. While I fully support him winning for The Revenant, THIS is the movie he should have won an Oscar for, in my opinion.

I want Sholphin to meet Canadian Daniel on Bachelor in Paradise. I don’t know if they’ll hit it off, but AMERICA MUST WITNESS THAT CONVERSATION.

LOVE. HER.