I’m going to make that necklace my new avatar.

This is the best thing on the internets today.

I am spending WAY too much time enjoying all the gif responses.

I had a much longer post, but all I’m going to say is this:

The dues are worth it.

Fair.

In playing a random trivia game, I learned that apparently this is A Thing. Lucy Liu claims to have also f*cked a ghost.

I WISH I were making this up: http://dreamstudies.org/2012/03/14/the…

Like, I REALLY wish I were making this up: http://www.thedailybeast.com/galleries/2012…

Did I hear somewhere that Andy Cohen is in line for the job?

I’m just glad I won’t have to listen to her “PYOOOOOO! PYOOOOOOO!” for two years. #blessed

Yard Goats? Come on. Bring back the Whalers! #IBleedGreen

I felt like Chad was almost laughing at himself with the eating thing. Almost like he was in on the joke.

Don’t get me wrong - can’t stand him and think he’s just a dangerous dude. But I did have to appreciate the self-awareness of the absurdity of the situation.

Not exactly on the topic of Chad, but does anyone know where I can find the dress she wore on that swing dancing date? That dress was all sorts of MUST OWN NOW.

The entire thing with the moth had me in stitches.

In my personal opinion, this is the best opening to an awards show I have ever seen. Out of all of them. And I loved Billy Crystal when he did the Oscars, but this was the perfect storm: a perfect host, a perfect set of shows, an absolutely perfect song.

Do yourself a favor and YouTube Neil Patrick Harris’s opening number from 2011, “It’s Not Just for Gays Anymore.”

Actually, I want to watch it, so here ya go:

Oh Roger Bart. <3
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss [fifteen minutes later] sssssssssssssssssssssssss?

“Dude, let’s have some grass!”

Um, Twix please.

The Kylie/Scott “conversation” may very well be my favorite thing you’ve ever written.

I would argue that 27 advances and nos, followed by an unwanted physical advance qualifies. At the very least, you should consult an employment attorney. If you’re in New York City, I can recommend a few.

OMG Inside Out.