NOT TRUE. REPORT HIM TO HR. NOW. RIGHT NOW. NOW. RIGHT NOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? RIGHT NOW.

Did you read the super long ESPN article on him that came out about a month ago? It’s REALLY good.

We must be related.

I feel we need a VPH gathering, like in Union Square or something where we can drink a ton of wine and discuss the mess. And every gathering will end with, “these people are showing us that we are FINE. WE ARE DOING JUST FINE IN LIFE.”

“Freelee is also currently beefing ;)”

*thunderous applause*

I used to love him, but now his voice sounds so whiny, I can’t listen to anything other than “I’m Alive,” the duet he did with Dave Matthews. And even that gets painful. I just have to remind myself that Dave is coming up, and it’s still overall a beautiful, relaxing song.

I think he sells out MSG each month. Is it MSG? Barclays? Whatever it is, people keep flocking to see him.

I had the same thought; only a la Laura Benanti in the 2002 Into the Woods Revival.

WHOA.

I hope she contacts her local ACLU affiliate.

Exhibit A: Todd Bertuzzi’s hit on Steve Moore. (Many of us were horrified when there was talk of Bertuzzi coming to the Rangers and being Dominic’s teammate.)

I was hoping she’d make the two slices of pizza kiss with her own “MWA!” sound effect.

You should read Sharleen Joynt’s recaps of the Bachelor/ette/in Paradise on Flare and on her website - alltheprettypandas. She talks about getting edits quite frequently, and it’s absolutely fascinating.

I feel like we should create a support group and meet up on Wednesday nights or something. Like book club, only VPR and wine.

This is one of the greatest things I have ever read.

#GenoforPresident

Ashley Iaconetti from Chris’s season of The Bachelor.

Funny you should mention 1776 - they’re doing it at Encores! this week.

You are an inspiration. <3

TBH, I think what you see is what you get. She’s on set a ton (but local), and he’s traveling all over for the WPT (World Poker Tour). Because she’s local, the brunt of the day-to-day parenting probably naturally falls to her, and he’s probably not around as much as he otherwise might like to be. The main event for…