He makes a lot of puns, and most of the actual analysis is left to Mike. But when there’s a bad beat or something, his reactions are hysterical. My favorite was when a bad beat came down (I believe it was the one against Joe Serock, the AJ<Q2 on a J-high flop and the guy went runner-runner for a straight), the camera…

He’s pretty funny with Mike Sexton when doing commentary for the WPT, though (although Sexton is in a class all by himself). (And yes, that’s how I started watching RHOBH - I was flipping through Bravo and thought, “IS THAT VINCE?!” And then almost lost my MIND when he tried to teach the women to play poker. In a good…

My favorite thing about her is how comfortable and unapologetic she is about being herself. Does she play a sweet housewife sometimes? Yes. And that’s a part of her. Does she play badass sometimes? Yes. And that’s also a part of her. She owns both equally, and seems geniunely unaffected by people judging her. Maybe…

TELL MY HUSBAND I LOVE HIM!

I think Vanderpump Rules and/or RHONY is as shouty as I can get.

I’m down for those two, Orange County, Beverly Hills and Below Deck, though.

I fear my husband may divorce me if I add in Jersey or Atlanta. He’s patient enough as it is, and I don’t want to test it. ;-)

Oh my G-d, you just reminded me that I legit had a dream about Nene last night... AND I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW. (Seriously)

Yeah, that’s how I got my current job.

*smiles, hands poised on a garbage can*
“If you’re like me...”
*picks up garbage can, moving it from actor’s right side to actor’s left, puts it down*
“...these days it’s hard to ______.”

Hey, whatever it takes to keep her away from The Voice.

Okay, I legit spit coffee at this.

I 100% agree with every letter, word, puncutation mark, sentence, and sentiments in this post.

This is everything.

A BAJILLION TIMES THIS.

...losing? *sigh*

The career counselor said don’t mention it, because it just comes off as unnecessarily defensive (not unlike our discussion about these tweets during an ongoing lawsuit). So, I was really between a rock and a hard place. But she did raise an excellent point: a good HR department knows how to find the right person. The…

That’s just it. My name’s pretty uncommon, too ;-) So I had a major OH HELLLLLL NO! when I saw it. I’ve considered DMing her, but what am I really going to say? “Listen... if you could not talk about all your drug use so that I can get this job, that’d be greaaaaaaaaaaaat....”

Yabbut, that’s why lawyers ask more than one question - both relevant and non-relevant to the case. They’re looking for inconsistencies, for correlations in how they might form a verdict, etc. In such a high-profile case, you can rest assured that jury selection will take longer than a few minutes of “So. Sex…

The thing that gets me is that when I do a google search for my name, someone else’s Twitter account comes up and it has ABSOLUTELY hindered my ability to get jobs in the past. Sigh. It was after a few interviews where they asked me questions I had no idea about that I started realizing they were asking about this…

JOJO’S MOM FTW.

Also, did no one see Jojo’s dad move a glass of wine out of her reach later?

IT WAS GOLD, JERRY. GOLD!

Aaaaaaaand now there’s coffee on my keyboard and monitor.