This is the CFL stadium in Regina, Saskatchewan. Home of the Roughriders. It’s nothing particularly special or architecturally striking. But notice how there is an overhand over the decks. It accomplishes two tasks: it keeps fans from frying in the sun and it keeps noise in. Miami’s stadium opened in 1987 and they…

These puns are making you look kinda dumb, with a finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead.

Is the other one title Shit?

This sounds like something from the MMQB. Peter King blow hardiness all over it.  

They even had the luck to fall backwards from Alex Smith to Kaep and it be an improvement. Harbaugh should’ve been given the power he wanted and the keys to the Golden Gate Bridge for his skills.

I’m pretty sure no one is a believer at this point. Or an all-star.

The sad thing is that both fanbases could be right.

“There should be an idiot on the field every Niners game...”

It’s set in the fictional town of Santa Carla, which was based on Santa Cruz, where it was filmed. That’s about an hour due south of Santa Clara, on the coast. And it’s a weird little surf town. Santa Clara is more generic and located in the middle of all the tech towns.

WE WOULDN’T HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THIS SITUATION IF WE NEVER TRADED ORTON!!!

That’s actually two-fifths of the offensive line.

They might as well be walking on the sun.

I should save this for Monday, but it seems appropriate now.

I was on the fence about the star, but that last line got me.

Because at least the tour doesn’t require you to sit in the fucking sun for four hours as you watch a team of 53 future convicts bumblefuck around the surface of the moon.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

I see no good reason why you jerks couldn’t be have hired Colin Kaepernick to write this.

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Their last few years have been comic-book-event level disaster. They’re one of the most successful teams in league history, and people hardly remember. It’s like they’ve retconned all success out of existence.

So much for developing a culture of Smash Mouth football in Santa Clara.