I didn’t feel comfortable saying “from a non-black dude”.

Isn’t offering that lenient a plea deal the prosecution tipping its hand that they have nothing? I mean, “Here, plead guilty and you only have to do one day of community service,” just sounds desperate to try to get the guilty plea...

“(from a white dude)“

There is no way I can be as clever or funny as my fellow readers. A-A’s wanted a black leader and they got Obama. Elect a real African-American - Ben Carson - and we’ll see how little difference there is between blacks and whites - race relations has been set back many years - (from a white dude).

Sure hope his labrum is in better sharp than Hope Solo’s.

Dammit, Andrew, when you grind bones to make your bread it’s not supposed to be your own!

Because the NFL can’t clearly rationalize and explain the decisions that they make?

If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game?

Isn't it really a 20 game suspension? I mean, he was probably going to be scratched for half of these games anyway.

Videos of awesome hits in the NFL are for inconsistently-enforced suspensions and end of the year highlight videos, not for educating fans.

I once had Pete Rose’s number, and all I got were texts from people threatening to break my legs.

Dee Gordon is so fast that by the time you send him a text, he has moved on to a new number.

Bennett: Hey coach, you know who Jay kind of reminds me of?

not sure, but I bet he could nail just about anybody on a crossing pattern

What was Jesus’ QBR, and what was his record vs the Packers?

Congratulations.

Brokey McFuckstick got me good.

“Boy I tell ya’, just look at this contract! Now that’s what I call a true game changer. With all its terrific terms and great compensation. You know I was watching this contract being prepared earlier and I gotta tell ya...”

To be fair, I think that Jon Gruden is possibly the least irritating color commentator currently covering the nation's most popular sport. I mean is there anyone I'd rather listen to besides Gruden? Troy Aikman? Phil Simms? I'll take Gruden any day of the week. Is that non-irritation factor worth $6.5 million a year?…

Jon Gruden: See, this guy right here. He’s a guy I like to call “Brokey McFuckstick”, because I make around 40% more annually than-