Genius.

You'd think people interested in silent Dreyer films would be courteous film advocates who handle their discs delicately, but no, even this stereotype does not hold up.

Pretty sure even Microsoft has abandoned that godforsaken software.

…and then never actually watch it.

Is that supposed to be some sort of Arrested Development jab!? YOU BASTARD

This is very true @avclub-fb3deea8bff8902a6a092a4b532b4a68:disqus . My friends and I were very apprehensive after doing a viewing party of just the first four. The next bunch (I'd say starting with Gob's first episode) the season REALLY picks up in a good way.

Ok

So… you can't masturbate to it?

My eyebrow is cocked suspiciously in your general direction.

I usually pick on D'Angelo's tone in the comments of his Scenic Routes because I can't help myself, but I gotta say, I've enjoyed his coverage of Cannes this year—bitterness and all. And the Twitter feuds are hilarious, cmon! That's just entertainment

Didn't you say this exact line in yesterdays Cannes post?

Because then everyone else in the world can watch those movies and say, "fucking America" once reminded that the problems of those movies do not effect them.

It was exceptionally mediocre.

Well if you made huge cheques from just doing a Fast and Furious movie every year, wouldn't you want to disappear too????

Or the inevitable False Flag Boston conspiracy crossover where, as conspiracy pundits put it, Chris Kyle's mercenary group attack Boston in an attempt to take our freedoms… and stuff…

That fan newsletter/website is amazing. She's holding a Microsoft Word 97 printout in the 30s. How she did it, we'll never know.

At least he doesn't look like he's melting in that screenshot above — for the first time in like 20 years he actually looks together.

There are actually two explosions. Both from the same source. The second explosion is just for show I think.

Saw it last night at a special screening. Yes. That is the fucking running time. It is AT LEAST 40 minutes too long. Several scenes that have no relevance to ANYTHING make the cut. It's hard to believe anything was left out considering what was left in.

I too love when shows continue far past their cultural relevance!!!!!!!!!