But what of the 3DS, Vita, and Wii U???! WHAT OF THEM?!?!

I feel like Kotaku used to be good at just reporting industry stuff. Nowadays with staff changeups they bring in shitty freelance writers and have all these nonsensical articles like "Character from Assassin's Creed shares same name as janitor". Shit like that. And any controversial moment in the industry (Mass Effect…

The sad thing is, this is probably one of the better scripts Wahlberg has lined up.

David Lynch as the bartender.

Yeah that has always baffled me. They took a game that was an easy hard-boiled cop story, basically written as a movie, and made it MORE video gamey by turning the drug at the root of the conflict with a fantasy based demon summoning device. Da fuck??

Holy shit, best petition ever.

Do you mean that in relation to last nights episode, cause yeah.

Yes I thought that was just my internet.

Thanks bro

Yeah sign me the fuck up for that shit.

Deserved it.

Sean O'Neal is more like the weird uncle.

Oh yeah….. how much do you hate The AV Club?

Damn right. 
I always get depressed when I look at game journalism. It amounts to a bunch of bloggers who really love getting hyped up about a game a publisher is pushing by gleefully accepting all of the promo material and writing poor articles with little research and zero insight.

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Then the inevitable decade-later sequel and/or reboot:
Schindler's List

They would/are bound to go the Die Hard route after exhausting the daughter kidnapped thing to having the wife kidnapped. Both kidnapped. By Taken 4 he'll be a known threat to kidnappers everywhere where the kidnappers will go on the offensive and force Neeson through trials, kidnapping HIM maybe? A long lost son? A…

"They respect the effort" my dad told me before turning back to CNN.

I always pronounced it "gu-if". Short u, don't know how to show that symbol.

I always found it funny that when legislation gets too invasive, like the recent California video game censorship proposal, we go "IT'S THE PARENTS RESPONSIBILITY TO RAISE THEIR KIDS! MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE MORE AWARE!" but then we have the flipside, sort of happening in this situation, where people scream, "NO IT'S TOO…

My dad taught me to hit them back then they'll respect me. Worked OK.