the true villian of IW: peter quill...

I have never related to a movie scene more than him trying to figure out the way they’re teaching math these days.

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

Yes, please. And maybe a cute 3/4 sleeve? Not everyone is First Lady Michelle.

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

Joe Scarborough. That Guy in every women’s studies class who has to interrupt and say some version of, “If more women used birth control, the abortion rate would go down!” over and over again.

I always get misty eyes when Michael goes to Pam’s art show. Michael is so awful but in that moment, your heart breaks. “There’s my car! Wow, that’s our building!”

OH GOD WHEN HE CUTS OFF HIS TIE OR LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA AFTER HE GETS OFF THE PHONE FROM TELLING DWIGHT TO PUT IN THE SUBS AT THE VOLLEYBALL GAME

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

This is my favorite video of all time and I watch it almost every day.

They’ve really schooled the Obamas re the Halloween thing...

Classy

Star this so it goes to the top pls. Do not scroll down; some asshat posted pictures of decapitated heads and mutilated corpses and some other asshat raised it out of the grays.

Same. The only things on my “continue watching” bar on Netflix are Star Trek TNG, The West Wing, and Parks and Rec.

John Oliver’s reminder on why she is awful...

It’s the eve of Halloween Month! What is everyone doing to get ready for the most wonderful time of the year? I’ve been researching pumpkin scone recipes to make for tomorrow, and I bought this great candleholder at Target.

Can’t wait until the holiday episodes when Megyn Kelly reminds us that Santa Claus is white.

Kathie Lee Gifford punched Megyn Kelly in the uterus and said, “The Lanisters send their regards.”