It was much easier with my phone.

This is exhausting.

The pertinent part of rule 10.2 says that knob's got to be white.

Marc Marquez during one of the MotoGP practices.

I just emailed him a picture of me riding a unicycle in the nude.

I think we should all agree to flood his inbox w pics of giant dicks and Fiat 500s.

Any sale listing with "ill show you what i got you city pussy" is winning in its own strange way.

Cannot resist.

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

Beware, part 2 is quite violent. Cowboys and stars as well. Broke back Capt.

Woody Johnson inherited every dime he ever had from his dad, who did the same from his dad, who did the same from his dad, who [stops giving a fuck about obvious troll]

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

Lets get it on.

Best part is the look on Hammond's face when they repair the bridge and Clarkson looks at it and starts to ask if "it has a little bit of a .....".

What kind of dolt watches a Top Gear Special hoping to learn about the cars?

For the record: This is a necessary move. The cars have to be based out of Europe. The FIA ships all the cars together to help save costs from somewhere in Europe. If the US cars were based out of the US, the team would have to ship them themselves at their own expense. A UK base only makes sense. The US facility will…

Ditch wife, keep kid. Drive exotics every day.

Needs moar NSX!

Hey guys, gas prices are down! Fatalities are down too! It's time to go out and buy Hummers and Excursions in bulk again!

I really wanted to hate on this – you know, just another Born Rich bragging about how they spent more of daddy's money – but, damn, she gets it. She really does.