burnouts on what looks like wet pavement... i'm not that impressed.

I live in South Georgia... I had not idea of what you were talking about until I read the article and was like, "Oh, not Redneck South Georgia".

You don't need a carbon fiber racing helmet.

VICTIM BLAMING.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

Great first bike. Then again, I'm also a proponent of going used for your first and then making the leap to new after a year or two.

What is this "Acura" I keep hearing about? Do they make cars?

You don't understand why the place where you SPEND ALL THE TIME should be of at least acceptable quality? You don't drive your car from the roof.

Common, you can do it.

"Sergeant Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Department"

This is not the same as running a redlight. Not even close.

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

Actually it was a division problem. How many times does 42 go into 15?

But Woody never tackled celebrity with this kind of lightness, and he also never came up with an astounding/disgusting joke about cum-stained sheets.

Rosario Dawson should be in every movie.

The word "engineered" is pissed that you used it in connection with this car.