I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Sucks to be those guys that rode out the bet on GB....

FAKE NEWS!

It’s kind of unfair because any vote that was just a garbled string of letters was automatically counted as a vote for Giannis.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I mean, if random strangers think you’re poignant, obviously you are, right?

You’re right. It wasn’t Draymond that was kicking and stomping everyone’s balls. It were the refs, mind-controlled by LeBron in the stands.

Draymond Green: But I don’t really care if anyone else sees the game the way I see it, which is as a game where two teams of five players face off each other on a court with a basket on each end, a game where you shoot the ball for points and sometimes kick a random guy in the nuts.

hits blunt

Does anything really mean anything?

Could you please make a Harambe joke next? That would be super funny!

No. You are extremely dull and uncreative, though.

#peptalktruthers

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I think Schröder meant Isiah Thomas.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

I haven’t seen a performer meltdown like this since...

What the Hell man.

it’s real but he’s probably hiding a chicken sandwich in his mouth