While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

“Fuck Comic Sans, I am going full dingbats with this one” -Right arrow, checkmark, star Circle, airplane, pencil, scissors, snowflake, heart

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Holy Shit, if the Wolves get Lowry, I think they can do some serious damage next year! Lowry, Butler, Towns, and Wiggins could be incredibly competitive if they all play well together and have good years.

A Rondo-Thibodeau reunion looms.

Reportedly management called him up and said “It’s a Shane but we’re Doan with you.”

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

I am desperately hoping that this Warriors White House visit ends up just being a photo op of Trump and Zaza Pachulia with the rest of the team boycotting.

Beyond being thrilled about not to be swept, I was really glad to deny the Warriors their coveted “perfect” playoffs. It’s amazing how a couple years ago, they seemed like such plucky, lovable guys and now they come off as arrogant villains in every interview. Seriously, Green is just a dick, Curry’s an…

Funny, the Josh in our grade punted his flour baby after the assignment ended. He got caught and failed.

Eighth grade, I think. The thing malfunctioned and never turned on...which apparently was an automatic 95 percent on the assignment!

I did. I was paired up with a girl from my class (my robot baby-mama) and we had to spend a week caring for it. Each of us had a key attached to our wrist with a supposedly tamper proof wristband, so no baby sitting or day care was available. Every morning, the baby was opened up to reveal it’s machine innards,…

I had to do this for health class in high school in the mid-late 90's. I don’t know how effective it was because nobody was having sex with me back then, and to this day I’m shocked that anyone’s ever taken me up on the offer, but here we are.

Eighth grade. The baby would cry every so often and it kept track in a little computer onboard of how long it took for you to soothe it. We were graded on how quickly the baby was tended to. I remember the first night baby didn’t wake up but on night two it went off a bunch but I was so afraid of a bad grade that I…

I did not personally get one but have seen them in action. I was at a concert in college and our group got pretty spun. This was at a really small venue and about 10% of people there had then. At one point one of my buddies was fist pumping that baby in the air. Really weird fuck those things

Yep. Class of 2000. Freshman year, we had Baby Think-it-Over.

10. Tiger Woods (has bean)