I fondly remember the humble beginnings of PFTcommenter on KSK (rip), it was obviously (very funny) satire, and when he went on SBN, holy crap did the morons over there not get it.

You’re right. This does make you look like a horrible person.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

Javy is a slightly above average hitter and above average fielder. Cubs fans act like he’s a God though because they’re annoying people.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

I mean he’s from St. Louis. Statistically, he’s racist.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

*fewer

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

Our country has moved so far to the right that people who openly call themselves “conservatives” are basically authoritarians. It isn’t about consistency in the law, it’s about using your power to silence people you don’t like.

They are the Nippon Ham.....Fighters. They have no quarrel with ham.

Repeat until the day Kaep has a job in the NFL.

Oh for fucks’ sake, get over it. Complain all you want, but Jeff George isn’t going to come out of retirement. End of story.

I say this as a long time fan of CK, but I unfortunately feel like the reason people are quick to defend him on this matter is because we simply don’t want it to be true. Cosby was long past his prime when the stuff about him came out. It was disgusting, shocking, but how could you doubt the preponderance of…

In his 73HR season, Barry Bonds hit a homer once every 6.5 ABs. That’s just stupid.

I can’t wait for the Stugotz hot takes to come from this.

I got my degree drawing animals; doing this I learned some odd truths. One was that often all an artist had was a piece of the animal, such as skins, skulls, tusks, and such, and had to fake it with that. Many of the lions in older paintings have good heads but the body is that of a canine or even a cow (with cat…