Another 23-10 run and we’re right back in this, man

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

The White Sox have been a rudderless ship ever since their great leader left, sad!

She retweeted this:

I think he might've been joking?

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Whenever any article about someone includes the words “in an interview with Taki’s Magazine,” you can just stop listening there because what’s coming up next is going to be racist filth. The “magazine” is just a thinly veiled Stormfront wannabe.

Words of advice from a straight woman:

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Nothing is better than little kids playing hockey. Especially when you get on them like they’re adults playing hockey.

Get a load of the curve on the shot: