I gotta say, I don't understand what kind of special insight a Boston columnist brings to the table on this topic. And, really, he’s just saying what everyone already says about Mark Jackson.

(I was going for one of those “This is gonna be good” chair GIFs, but this came up and seemed better)

And the other generation, handed the opportunity to fix the world, is busy protesting bad sushi in a college dining hall by calling it “cultural appropriation.”

“For example a print icon to make articles easy to print”

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I still very much like Nicki Minaj. This mistake doesn’t mean I’m not a fan anymore but she definitely fucked up.

Dammit Otto, you have lupus.

Year of the Fanboy Commenter, much!?

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

It’s become so hard for me to respect my brother and his husband because they like this show

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

I hope the Cubs never win it.

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

The game is “throwing beer cans and rocks at each other,” right? Has to be.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.