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Nobody seems to care that ETP is building a liquid gas pipeline in West Texas. The Trans Pecos pipeline was placed on land that they stole via eminent domain. Eminent domain is supposed to benefit the public in some way.

Hard to do when heavily-armed federal troops are forcing an evacuation.

This article recap failed to mention a pretty key aspect of the sculpture: it doubles as a “playground” in that children can and have used it as a play structure where it was previously installed. Based on what I read, the center even circulated images that showed a mock up of children playing on the sculpture.

Oh, well if Shygurl’s cool with it, who cares what the Sioux think.

I thought Republicans liked the rule of law and the constitution and stuff? Why do they love the idea of holding someone without a warrant just because the federal government asked you to?

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

I can’t believe it is possible to mistake that bottom feeder for any kind of shark.

Cisco is pretty easy to spot because he dyed his hair blonde.

Yes, I always thought there was a lot of overlap between unarmed, non-violent protesters and jihadists who send suicide bombers into crowded markets.

Never tell me the odds.

Gee, I wonder if the dude who she had sex with was banned as well?

You take your star and you go home to think about what you’ve done.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I’m suddenly learning that there are people who *don’t* like how Radiolab tells stories.

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

Because you can only ever care about one set of rights at once. Also, people can never be part of more than one category of discriminated-against persons. No siree. Laverne Cox is just an elegant figment of our collective imaginations. /s