It was originally spelled correctly, but syphilis took offence at being compared to Trump, and threatened to sue.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

Can we agree that “gives Nick Jonas a boner” is an inappropriate casting parameter?

That duster is sad. Get some more feathers, girl!

For many years I thought the same thing! Like it would come on and show her name and I thought it would be featuring a party in a garden. It took me a long time to figure out that wasn’t the case.

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

Starred for Khmer Yuge. Perfect!

Donald Trump, a chunky puddle of dried up vomit that was scraped up off the sidewalk outside a strip club and then reanimated with the harvested souls of murdered puppies, is an especially odious asshole.

“Look what you made me do.”

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

I second the recommendation. The book really is great, despite the problematic Patient Zero stuff.

You can decide if you want to go with me or not, Michael.

I am pleasantly reminded of this gem from StackOverflow.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

All men have kill lists. Women need to realize this & stop fussing.

Here’s my take:

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

OMFG did you have to use the word feeding?!? I’m having trouble breathing here. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaah!

Back story: My mom is English and didn’t move to America until she and my dad married when they were 21. When she was 16 and still living in England, there was one particular night that scared the mess out of her. My grandmother (mom’s mom) had been at a friend’s house that night and played with a Ouija board. My…