Oh god ... if you were greeted by that hideous mug, you’d turn around. That would put that WalMart out of business!

He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.

All the guy had to do was quietly go into retirement and move on. He’d forever be remembered as the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11 who was the face of a national tragedy unlike anything we’d seen. Showing true grit, moral fiber in the face of comments from Saudi leadership (and the refusal of a $10 million donation…

16 hp of brutal, fire-breathing fury...

Hell, Trump probably approved it. 

Probably faster than today’s NP/ND car.

If the device ignited on a flight over the Atlantic Ocean, the plane would likely crash.

Elon also said his cars do just fine at combusting into non-extinguishable blazes on their own.

Finally, DHL’s practice of chronic shipping delays pays off!

Oh, I’m sure of that.  Jan 6th will look like a Day of Love compared to what his legions of morons will do this time.

If Putin denies it, it must be true.

They were going to put them in cars, too, but after speaking with Musk, Elon talked him out of the car one. Told Putin blowed up planes were fine, stay away from his vehicles.

They don’t.

So sad to see people crying about inflation all the time cheering on economic policy that will guarantee to further increase inflation.

But you would need to flush it 10 times to drown, because those Liberals have banned the good toilets.

Drumpf, the only moron that could get me to vote for a Democrat president for the third time.

Dear Lord, strike me down now.

The former President doesn’t know how much of *anything* works.

Trump really, really does not understand how tariffs work, and sadly tens of millions of Americans do not understand how they work either.

Why not both sides?