I dunno, if he starts his own little caliphate it might be a handy springboard for all those fundamentalist shitheads in the Middle East to make their way north.

The death penalty is banned in all circumstances, civilian and military, in the EU.

The death penalty was abolished in Germany in 1949. The DDR had the death penalty until 1980-something. In the extremely unlikely event that one of the German states you mention sentenced someone to death, it would be appealed all the way to the ECtHR, who would tell Germany to get fucked.

Having thought about it, Turkey is too mentally unstable to be allowed into the EU and this is the proof (if any was needed).

If the death sentence is brought back, Turkey can forget about any hope it has of joining the EU.

A lot of young stupid soldiers are gonna be spending a long time in prison. Seemed like a kinda half-hearted coup to me...

“It’s in France. The Driver is on the right side of the car not the left.”

I’ve got no idea what the cops were shooting at, or where they were shooting from but it doesnt seem to have had much effect.

Shoot everywhere except where the driver’s sitting?

Fuck man, France can't catch a break.

You can still pick one up in the form of a Pazhan if you fancy a trip to Iran

The odo in my Honda stopped working two years ago so I’ve got nothing to worry about. But given that we’ve all got smartphones these days, I’d say that if ‘the man’ wanted to piece together your whereabouts he’d get his hands on location data from your phone company or Google/Apple before doing any math on your…

But will she ship it to London for a summer of posing and pissing off the locals, like every other rich dipshit from the Middle East?

“...that the term comes from “pony brake,” a safety device used at a 19th Century social pastime called Horses and Coffee in case of a runaway mustang.”

Bring back Group B with fans standing in the road!

You forgot:

I was only checking out the convertible version of this turd yesterday.

Why is a man filming himself driving a 998cc Yaris anyway?

In one comment you say the guy was hauling ass, and in the next you say they drive so f’ing slow...