Who said anything about congestion? I didn't.

If only there was another way to move goods cross-country.

Anybody who doesn't wear a seatbelt is a fucking moron, specially if you've got passengers who can be crushed while you're bouncing around the car exercising your free will...

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Are you for real? Wikipedia?

Yeah it's fake - debunked on Snopes:

Don't bring a gun to a plank fight, or something....

Retard-Of-The-Week award goes to TheJ.

That van driver didn't give a shit, did he?

Judging by the passenger side of the SL500, that wasn't the first time the driver hit a wall of bales...

Somebody trying a stunt like this may come across as high, mentally unstable, answering the description of a suspect, or whatever. You may or may not be surprised how creative a cop on a mission can be...

What would be illegal and unconstitutional?

Cops will keep on arrogantly operating under a different set of rules than us right up until it starts causing them discomfort to do so.

I could see tasers, drug sniffing dogs, nightsticks, body cavity searches, vehicle seizures, etc etc (in no particular order) in the future of anybody dumb enough to try it :)

I always thought cops could use phones, smoke signals, semaphore flags or whatever to communicate while on duty.

I dunno. This?

You're still here? I thought you didn't feel the need the need to respond any further?

Wow, I'm actually lost for words to describe how much of a waste of oxygen you are.

What was I doing?

Guy should buy a lottery ticket.