"Neither fish nor fowl" is the expression...

My 307 is the only car I've ever bought where the old owner gave me a laptop with Peugeot diagnostic software on it...

What a farkin dipshit.

Don't press 'play' if you're sitting at work or in the presence of children...

Dunno if I'd prefer the Thema 8.32 to its cousin the Saab 9000 Aero.

Alfa GTV

I hate to break it to you, but a Golf GTI isn't a sportscar. I don't know why you're comparing it to a Camaro...

Yeah, everybody knows REAL sportscars drive round in circles for 100 laps - I'd prefer to watch lawnmower racing...

Ah, Top Gear before it was shit.

Au contraire, my friend. They're on a par.

Don't get hung up on the badge - I think you got whatever was near the production line the day your car was made.

The fugliest car EVER came from Europe:

Another one worth watching is "Atomic Filmmakers", which I suppose was the behind the scenes version of "Trinity & Beyond".

Go big or go home: 50 Megatons of sunshine.

You'd need an electron microscope to see that nipple. NSFW my ass.

Ronal Teddy Bear rims?

Ha ha

Notarzt = first responder, as opposed to a paramedic.

And yet nobody gives a shit when Top Gear do the same thing, 'cos that's comedy gold as opposed to being a bunch of dicks...