There's no such thing as a cheap Fezza, and this one is suspiciously cheap.

140hp from a 3.0 V6 ?? I know it was 1990 and all, but...

Oh un-bunch your panties will ya?

Dude, if you read Playboy for the motoring articles you're doing something wrong...

It might be fun in a straight line for ten minutes, but meh...

Sorry, but I have to take issue with your Citroen "flaw".

The Pontiac Aztek. Even Heisenberg couldn't make it remotely cool...

Geez, ever hear of "tongue-in-cheek"?

Those Secret Service guys need to be more careful...

Or the Isuzu Piazza as it was known in Europe.

That's called "dangerous driving" in this part of the world, and it's a good way to be deprived of your licence for a year or two.

Cops or traffic wardens? Make up your mind.

That's pretty cool.

You don't fuck with a man's car.

I'm sorry. Are you high?

The GTD is down 100bhp on the Golf R the author's comparing it to.

Torque, shmork. Why do diesel apologists always comment on what great torque their car has?

Ok, sarcasm is lost on you.

Who? Titan? Do they make condoms or some other rubber products?

If you want a reserved parking spot, buy a house with a driveway...