Only a person? Yeah, a person that could have you shipped to Guantanamo bay in the middle of the night if he didn't like the smell of your farts.

I don't understand why his limo even has has plates. It is a pretty distinctive car after all.

Audi A6 - because you're the most successful photocopier salesman in your district.

Damn, he's the prez. Can't he do something more than changes his plates?

You drive on the left in Botswana. Anybody with a clue would know the car was approaching the donkey, not driving away from it.

Where's a badly-driven Russian truck coming the other way when you really need one?

Skoda Superb 3.6 V6 4x4 DSG?

My favourites:

You're doing it wrong - Saville liked them before they turned 18

it's ok, the owner's parked in a disabled space. For the mentally disabled...

No hill descent control or aircon there, you candy ass mofos...

Check out that chromed Merc at 1:09 - who says money can't buy good taste?

What about an Italian Miata - the Fiat Barchetta?

Fiat Coupe Turbo 20v. Arguably the only beautiful car Chris Bangle ever designed.

Mmm

I suppose the Alfa would be the pick of the pair if you don't mind changing timing belts every 36k.

Life isn't fair, and $100 is nothing these days.

Looks like a quality used car dealership in a nice part of town. Not.

What the hell is that? Pre-airbag safety technology?

A French car that hasn't been on the road in 25 years?