Well yeah, I drive Citroens so it's a given. Three of the same model. Same paint code even...

First time I stood a couple of feet away from a Viper I was dumbfounded at the panel gaps.

Skoda Octavia: spiritual successor to the W124 taxi.

The Maserati trident does it for me.

Oh get over it. There's this thing called bitorrent now - you should look into it...

Lame. An AOTD with some potential ruined by shitty animated gifs.

To be fair to Audi guy, the dick in the pickup started it by coming over the line.

I used the shandy-drinking-southern-wanker pronunciation.

I'm just shocked it's not a BMW parked like that.

"We also get an appearance from the Stig's Yorkshire cousin, which is a British cultural reference I don't understand."

He had it coming. If you've been busted eight times for drunk driving you obviously don't give a f$ck about your fellow man. Meh, is "life in jail" really life in jail anyway?

The Specials called. They want their song title back.

Nonsense. Block couldn't rally his way out of a paper bag. If I was looking for someone to drift a car into some fluorescent tubes or or donut around a midget, yeah, I'd give him a call. His WRC record is DISMAL with a capital D. I forget where he placed last year - 21st or 22nd was it?

Given Jalopnik's newly-found love of diesel, I thought this was going to be an article about a GT-R with a diesel lump.

I lol every time I see Gronholm's "Up in the ass of Timo!!!" clip.

Volunteered by their parents, huh? I suppose they hope their kid will be spotted by a model agency scout (or something) instead of looking forward to working in an iPhone factory for $3 a week until they get a RSI...

Colin McRae. Next question...

Don't worry Canada. Americans do dumb shit like that too...

Cock? Me or Clarkson?

Didn't Clarkson piss the Mexicans off a couple of years ago? Something about them being work-shy flatulent peasants? Hopefully he'll be kidnapped and we won't have to endure him any more...