And teenage kids smoking...

What about combi, or kombi?

Expensive crack pipe, and this is coming from a Citroen fanatic. I could buy three, maybe four, Tractions on this side of the Atlantic for 90 grand.

What cooler than a wooden 2CV-based kit car?

I'm a connoisseur of the manualist art myself...

Didn't people have better-quality camcorders back in 2001?

Farewell you badge-engineered Opel/Fiat/Subaru niche player...

It would have to be The Homer...

Looks like the passenger in the Durango might have had some head/windscreen interaction.

Dunno. I think of Volvo and I see a soccer mom in an XC90. And the new S60 and S80 look like they both melted...

So tell me Jalopnik, what's a pipe-smoking liberal arts professor in the Pacific Northwest supposed to buy now?

It's a nice drive from there to Titty Ho in Northamptonshire. Slutshole Lane down in Norfolk is a nice place too.

It's a few weeks old - it was on TV maybe 5 or 6 weeks ago...

Meh. A drop in the ocean compared to the aid the US gives to Israel...

Don't fuck with a man's car and you won't get your ass kicked - simple.

Fucking pikeys...

Saw a set of these on a VW Polo today - Ronal Teddy Bear rims:

They were fitted, among other engines, with a Peugeot/ Citroen XUD engine from the factory.

Where's Russian subwoofer guy. His engineering skills will have that car back on the road in no time

Is it just me, or does that paint appear to have applied using a brush?