mmm . . . I could go for a hot human misery sandwich right about now.

Wisconsin fan, can confirm.

Isn’t this the time when ESPN should start showing Jeff George throwing side-outs at a local high school while someone comments “he looks like he’s in pretty good shape”?

Russell Wilson is whiter than I am . . . and I’m a ginger named Liam who has seen Coldplay in concert.

Thousands of entries, all named “Lax Brah”.

Always end zone truthers

Hey, check out the nerd!

That hypocrite smokes two packs a day . . .

There’s a term for this - shirtcocking - and it’s not a laughing matter.

Really, Saudi Arabia? “Not part of the culture?” You are Australia’s guest. Observe their fucking moment of silence. They aren’t asking you to eat a pig or chug some Foster’s. . .

So well done . . . +1

He’s clearly an idiot, but, then again, I had to sit through three Gillette ads in order to read this, so . . .

*shakes head at bear earrings*

Enjoy your +1 in hell, monster.

Florida’s gonna Florida

Maryland is known for its crab cakes, but apparently also dishes out some delicious hot beef. Your move, NC.

Take a star, you goddamn monster.

I believe the correct term is “stomple”.

Goddamn, that’s beautiful.

I got this - this one is easy - truck drivers should be purchasing sufficient amounts of call options on companies involved in driverless technology. Problem solved.