@Hello Mister Walrus: I thought it was the porn industry that was the forefront technological innovator.

@Algerad: MS already do that, the free month has been standard for a while.

@Arken: I wondered about that too. I just assumed I wasn't hip enough to recognize the expression.

@bobojuice: Well if you'd never looked back before you wouldn't have been pulling things off your desk. Its the head twisting that was probably causing you problems.

I have one of those swiss army cards in my wallet. They specifically pictured as one of the things you are not allowed to bring through security. And yet, the 3 times I've forgotten to remove it and leave it at home it has failed to be noticed each time. Really, not sure you could do much with one, but when you…

@m57: Alternatively just use live kittens.

I hope it doesn't turn out to be a bit of dust that got stock on Hubble's mirror.

@Top_failure: Probably. Not an area of porn I have expertise in. Also, no expert on cell phone OSes. So that mistake comes up. Again. Hopefully not a night in jail this time.

Why does the word Symbian spring to mind?

@atticus679: I think it could be a cooler picture of you cropped it down some, maybe used levels a little to balance the lighting better. Even better, get a camera. If you can catch a bee with a camera phone you could probably get some good photos with a camera.

@The-Cloud-Processor: Amen brother!

@atticus679: Sorry, the photo still sucks. It may be one of the best a camera phone could take but that doesn't make it good, the composition is a joke.

@atticus679: Are you trying to show us how craptastic it is? I mean really, that's not a good photo by any means. Who cares if there is a bee in it.

@robogobo: I'd disagree with that conclusion. I think this shows some suck way more than others. They do all suck though.

So how come Dell aren't using this in their advertising?

@ealexand: Bruce Campbell, end of argument. Make advertising simpler too. "Oh I may get an iphone, I may get an and android" "Shut up bitch, Bruce frickin' Campbell"

Would have been better if instead of Ballmer they used Isaiah Mustafa, the Old Spice commerical guy. and then instead of Ralph De La Vega they had Bruce Campbell. Get a team like that and Steve Jobs would cry.

@SparklyJesus: But doesn't your indirect complaint invalidate your comment?

@Matt da brat on da wheels of steel: You mean like an app where you shake your phone and it makes an explosion noise?

@Joel Johnson: You must not listen to the radio much. They have been playing really annoying ads about this for ages now. :)