@gobeaubien: Yeah really, the solution here is to stop using checks.

@Wayne Ripley: Not a Costco near you? A few friends and I got Wii's day 1 from Costco. We did have to wait in line for almost 2 hours though. :)

@MarcusMaximus: But yes, one of the components of that display is unicorn tears.

@Badlands99: Best post yet

@zelannii: Just means I need to be the first person to sign up at work. :)

@scarbrtj: nicely done

Funny, this was the same problem I had with my last girlfriend.

I'm going to an air show this weekend. I didn't realize that there were apparently 10,000+ terrorists at the one last year. And they even provided food and and parking! Do we make it that easy for those evil terrorists?

@Flapjack: The key issue is whether it can set squirrels on fire.

@Marco Pedrosa: If you are talking about 'most people' I think you have it wrong. Copy of windows, came with the PC. Copy of office, $130 for 3 home licenses. Copy of photoshop, $100 for paintshop pro of something equivalent.

@Sapan Gorath: No, Tower of Babylon. Its an indirect reference to what a suck fest Babylon 5 season 5 was.

@Captain_Midnight: If it were built in California it would get called the Hella-ship

@EBone: What he said. I also work in wind energy and have had to address this issue. And really, its a non-issue.

@vlatro: A good post until you got on to the idiot comment that you'd kill someone for standing near your car at night. I hope you'd enjoy your lengthy jail term.

@junyo: Hey, heard of global warming, they won't be niche for much longer. :)

Have fun getting the post to stop falling over when you put anything heavier than a marshmallow on it. Also, having all the guy wires this thing would need for stability right next to an open flame guarantees some tripping hilarity too.

@wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!: You, you are right, Pakistan exports two things - terrorists and terrorism. And religious fundamentalists.

@phatnacky: FYI though, you are the only one.

@mrgibblechip: judging by the back arrow and search icon the bottom is actually functional. It only looks like a waste of space.

So basically some images from someone good at photoshop but a little clueless about this thing called reality. If I clone some grass and wind turbines onto completely unworkable places will I get an article on gizmodo too? :)