Old Soviet joke; What do you do in case of nuclear attack? Wrap yourself in a sheet and walk slowly to the cemetary. Why slowly? So as not to cause a panic.

I think his rage is currently focused in a way that makes him do non-terrible things for once. I appreciate it, but I don’t forgive him (or CNN, or the rest of the media) for the way the acted during 2-year election season.

Close, but I think they are going with the “Actually, Trump never said that” defense. Which will be followed by the “Even if I did, it’s totally fine for various illogical reasons”, and capped with the “Hillary is more racist, why aren’t people talking about that?”

My favorite thing about sober kid conversations is that they’re exactly the same as drunk adult conversations.

Paying the bills. Those Cohen Bros. gigs can’t do all the heavy lifting.

collecting a paycheck. *shrugs*

Why, WHY, did you put that in my head? I just learned last week what “soaking” sex is and for some awful reason, my brain chose THIS moment to float that idea as a Stephen Miller option. I’m trying not to vomit 🤢

Yeah, the Punisher is pretty much just a well armed, psycho killer. Travis Bickle with branding.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.

The problem is that not everyone wants you to be teach them how to fix it themselves. Some people just want you to fix their poorly maintained tech every time they get an easily avoided virus.

I live where all the theatres have assigned seats, but totally with you on #2. I have also actively avoided trailers - esp for all the Star Wars movies. I’m going to see them, so I don’t need my excitement stoked. The only exception? Deadpool. Most of his “trailers” are just Ryan being weird. :)

They punch down, and then get all “OH, so it’s okay when a [insert minority group here] says it?!” when people respond with exhausted sighs instead of belly-laughter.

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

Oh my god. It’s not predatory. Fuck. He kept the game x number of days. It costs x dollars per day to keep said game. He returned it. He got charged the price of that There is nothing predatory about this. It’s just simple math and common sense.

[huddles under desk]

It was pejoratively referred to as Obamacare by conservatives. It wasn’t nicknamed as such “in honor of its champion”.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

Nah, that was a result of us being so stupid. You’re thinking of November 7th, 2000 at the absolute latest.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.