She’s probably dating a Hotep.

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

“Is Emma Stone not available?”

Nothing happened after Sandyhook, so it’ll never happen.

“If you get your guests to download this app first”
“For $97, you’re given a unique event code”
“Once they install it on their phones and complete a super-quick signup process, then you’re good to go”

Nope.

Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida all would like you to hold their beers.

“He said this is fair to young and healthy people, who can now “pick and choose” their insurance”

It’s seems like the actual products are secondary these days and everyone is really in the business of collecting your personal info to sell to some advertising assholes.

It’s seems like the actual products are secondary these days and everyone is really in the business of collecting…

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

They were calling for impeachment of Obama from the start.

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

To be fair- I have seen that happen before (our college had urinals in all the bathrooms so they could adjust the number of male and female bathrooms per floor). She was cis (and incredibly drunk), though. Still pretty impressive.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

The press room is going to be three folding chairs each missing a leg, with no power to the room and no handle on the inside of the door.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.