Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

They were calling for impeachment of Obama from the start.

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

To be fair- I have seen that happen before (our college had urinals in all the bathrooms so they could adjust the number of male and female bathrooms per floor). She was cis (and incredibly drunk), though. Still pretty impressive.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

The press room is going to be three folding chairs each missing a leg, with no power to the room and no handle on the inside of the door.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Get the fuck out of here with your “Both sides are bad” bullshit. One set is biased, the other is *literal fucking lies*.

I have my own BS news detector. Anytime I get an email with a news story attached from my Uncle I delete it without reading. It’s also how I’m able to sit across the table from him at Thanksgiving without going for his throat.

Trump won’t, but Pence probably will. and THAT is fucking terrifying.

It could even be two years. If we get our shit together (which needs to start now) to get the house and senate at the midterms, we can make a lot of progress. Start getting involved in those local races.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

A few years ago my sorority’s honor board chair - basically our elected disciplinarian - sent out a “cunt punt” level email about racist Halloween costumes like a week before Halloween. She used her powers for good.

Well, everyone else here has told you off, so I’ll just glibly but accurately point out that you are human garbage.