How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

Probably like this.

Hey guys, we will promise complete anonymity with this whole burner account thing, but you have to use the single largest personal information gathering system ever created in order to view some of our content.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

Founder and CEO has to sit at a desk facing another desk?

I like your optimism to believe that FCA will still be around by then.

Run over enough people with mullets and you’ll get enough hair for both.

The moment we perfect programming it to drive like an asshole will we get the robot revolution.

I was surprised at the empty balconies.

Typical herb post

“It was at that moment that Nico Rosberg decided that he had no future in gay porn.”

Nah mate that was the worst race all season by far. Even Steve Matchett sounded bored, and that guy gets excited by everything.

Maybe Red Bull just makes people sour. I never would have though I’d see Daniel Ricciardo anywhere near as miserable as he looks these days but it doesn’t take much of an imagination to understand why.

Yep. Hated him at Red Bull, now he seems more content (amazing what not having the best car on the grid does for your humility), and infinitely more funny. I chuckled about his “I brake for seagulls” comment for all of last week.

Seb’s new demeanor he’s picked up with Ferrari is a godsend. It’s like having Kimi on his A-game all over again, honestly.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Condom of cars?

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”

Finally! A space ship that looks like a spaceship as promised in looney tunes circa 1950.