“As long as my pink-eye proof bio-hazard broadcast suite is ready, I’m good to go”

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

But “If you ban Mustangs only criminals will have Mustangs.”

Ace and Gary are on it.

For now!

Also the whole trying to use anxiety disorder as part of his excuse?! I have an anxiety disorder; it doesn't mean I try to kill my roommates when they get back home late at night and startle me.

I have bought six Cricket phones during this Copa.

And Vargas has erased that lead and somehow it’s taken 22 games to get a lead change in Copa America.

And no, Fox Sports, I will not try Nugenix no matter how many times you ask.

This is going to be fun. The one thing you know with Russia is that they will accept this ruling gracefully and not threaten retaliation.

A text-book example of a Nash equilibrium? Are you insane? It nowhere near meets such a threshold to qualify! That’s fucking nuts of you to say such a misleading thing.

The fact that he is a pro athlete (one of the most recognizable in the world) and reacts so strongly to that pejorative suggests that, yes, it probably does hit a little close to the mark.

i mean we can all agree he is a bitch, right?

“LeBron, you are just an average player in this league!”

I saw Testicular Contusion open for Megadeth at the Civic Arena in 1988.

Watch Nico Rosberg Ruin Nico Rosberg’s Start Of The Canadian Grand Prix.

FTFY.

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

I just laughed WAY too hard at that.

Do you think she nose what kind of plane that is?