He’s still just going to keep the money though.

This is a damn shame because I’m pretty sure Bernie Ecclestone was hoping the German Grand Prix gate receipts would cover the ransom costs of his kidnapped mother in law.

This one might be big enough for Baylor to use this season.

There is a 996 aroundish where I live with “800 hp” written along the bottom of the doors.

Imagine this as an entire racing series. Would this work for you?

That lady is 4' 8".

I approve of ejection seats, that sounds fucking amazing.

You want safety? Mandate in car fire suppression systems. Mandate rapid egress designs that allow the driver to exist the vehicle easily or safety crews to be able to extract a driver with minimal effort no matter how the car is laying.

Does your battery die after 2 hours of music?

I haven’t seen such abuse of an unfair advantage since my high school wrestling opponent found out I was super ticklish.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Today, at least.

“One family plan, please.”

How can you be cynical about the Olympics? What could be more thrilling than finding out what country is the best at exercising?

Every American sports league would be improved if they embraced promotion and relegation.

Phil Mickelson is as popular as he is because he was the safe white alternative to Tiger Woods for racist golf fans.

Karl Malone was not that good.

Albert Pujols lies about his age. He’s several years older than he claims.

If the NBA switched to a Premier-League-type 40-game one game per week season it would be twice as big as the NFL.

Mainstream sports media generally favors Boston/New England sports teams.